1--Because writing is just a craft like carpentry and if you can build a bookcase, you can write Infinite Jest, or at least Pride and Prejudice.
2--Because even your mother did NaNoWriMo. Twice.
3--Because there are apps and AI for everything and they can give your brain a rest.
4--Because spell check does half the work and best sellers can't be all that hard anyway.
5--Because all you need is passion, patience, and a fondness for rejection--just like stalkers.
6--Because agents are a dying breed, traditional publishers are thieves, and Amazon is wide open.
7--Because there are more people willing to take your money in creative writing programs than there are people phishing for your social security number.
8--Because anyone can be a dancer, a musician, a painter, an actor, or a neurosurgeon--you just have to want it badly enough. Talent doesn't matter.
9--Because every other writing blog filled with writing tips tells you so. Duh.
10--Because there are a million inspiring Mark Twain quotes on the Internet he wrote after he was dead that will give you the courage to just do it.
Lev Raphael is the author of the satirical Nick Hoffman mysteries which explore the hothouse world of academia. He lives and writes in Michigan.
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Love it! You could print this out and put it on a postcard to hand out to people. Of course, some will believe it.
Thank you for the tasty bit of snark in the morning!